nergfoogle personal moment – The real Ervin Shlopnick

Again to make nergfoogle a more personable site, I’ve decided to share some more information about myself. A picture…

I have never shown a real picture of me on my blogs… As far as you know. The people that run the witness relocation program I am in, said it was for the best.

So I decided to show an old picture of me from the 80’s. And being it was just Veterans Day, I decided on an old Navy picture.

Here I am performing one of my many important Navy duties.  I believe this was a cardboard boat, I and a shipmate built to leave behind in the Mediterranean sea when we left to head home. It was sort of a tradition….. That we started.  As you can see, it was a very majestic looking ship that we were sure would sail the Mediterranean sea for years to come…. And if I recall correctly, it sank some 5 minutes after we set it afloat… Never said I was a good sailor.

Photo taken between 1986 and 1987.

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Now, I’m sure you are wondering which one is me…

I’m the one wearing the Navy dungarees and I have my hand raised above my head.

Oh… and I’m smiling.

Still can’t figure it out…. GEESH, OK ,one more hint. I’m the white guy.


Happy Veterans Day

I’d like to take a moment to thank all our veterans who have served…

Including all my shipmates (Past & Present) on-board the USS Robert G. Bradley FFG49.

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God Bless and be safe.

 

 


nergfoogle personal moment – Yahoo Answers

There is no greater feeling than the one you get after helping someone out. Nothing is better than to give an answer to a question that some poor, lost soul cannot figure out on their own.

Well, as my continuing quest to make nergfoogle more personable, I have reached out to those in need of help, and have delivered it.

Today’s journey takes us to Yahoo Answers. If you are not sure what that is, let me educate you. Yahoo Answers is a place that the lost, lonely, and confused can go and ask questions on topics like, relationships, politics, health, education, and much, much more. Then anyone….. And I do mean anyone, can step up and help these poor souls, by answering their questions with the knowledge they have accumulated over their years on this earth.

This evening I decide to help 5 individuals with their questions on relationships. I believe my many years as a barn yard porn mogul makes me an expert in art of relationships.

Below you will see the questions these poor souls asked and below that you will see the answers that were given. You will of course see my hansom mug next to what is naturally the correct answer.

Hopefully after reading these we can all became a little closer… and who knows, made we will all learn something too.

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Yes, sharing is caring… and today I shared my ass off.

Oh and before any of you get your panties in a bunch and ask how could I do this to these people…? Remember, they went to YAHOO ANSWERS to ask total strangers personal questions… They got everything they deserved.