Mr. Positive 12/01/2013

Mr PositiveIf you choose to find employment in the Mortician industry…

You should tie the shoe laces of the dead together.

So when the zombie apocalypses occurs, it will be hilarious to watch them…

 

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Mr. Positive – 11/11/2013

Mr PositiveMr Positive says….

I feel a spree coming on….

It’s up to you to determine if it will be shopping or killing…


Mr. Positive – 11/04/2013

Mr PositiveMr. Positive says…

The amount of happiness you give to others; is no guarantee on the amount of happiness you will receive back from them.

I believe that is why most circus clowns become raging alcoholics.


Mr. Positive 10/28/2013

Mr PositiveMr Positive says…

Even though you are someone of humble means and income…

Always remember this; You may not have much……….